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modern Hogwarts headcanon
muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”
what do you call a sphere full of idiots
Anonymous said: you're like the worst tolkien blog i've ever heard of
god that’s satisfying to watch.
That is literally the best gif usage ever.
alternate ending to the third hobbit movie
thranduil walks around the battlefield and spies the dead bodies of fili and kili
and then he kneels down and touches them gently with one finger and they come back to life
and everyone lives happily ever after
thranduil is secretly ned the piemaker
just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?
he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.
The truth is, it benefits no one to live in a world where these things happen.
do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo
even his name is an innuendo
It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.
THIS IS AMAZING
turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place
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so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’
the hobbit: a summary
You guys sent me suggestions on what to do more with centaurs and some of these are your ideas! Ahh they’re super cute ;V; Also centaur females who don’t need no bras nu-uh
I love the idea for the lil paint guy that he’s very jumpy and ridiculously scared pff. Still don’t have a name for him tho, or the girl.
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